After spending a couple of months ignoring the Supreme Court’s ruling that same-sex marriage is constitutional, Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is behind bars for being in contempt of court. With controversies has come fame! And Kim Davis might be able to translate that into a guest role at our own fiery show Orange is The New Black. We have thought long and hard about it and finally came up with a certain few ideas we believe Jenji Kohan is sure to be impressed.
1. Pennsatucky’s spiritual advisor
There is a reason this was the first idea to hit us. Imagine Pennsatucky being stuck in a spiritual quest to find the higher meaning of her existence and her true faith and Kim Davis shows her the way. They form a faith group, meeting ‘three times’ a day wearing clothing not high than knee line ever, fasting, praying and steadfastly supporting only bisexual marriages.
2. Red’s new potato peeler
This might look far-fetched to you. But, wait, let us explain or rather help you visualise. Davis, frantic and thorough in her zeal to never let two similar looking aka gay potatoes sit together, would be the chaos queen of Red’s kitchen. And so the plot thickens!